The Virtual Apimpment

173 wallets walk into a bar but they fold when they see the bill.

173 wallets walk into bar and joke with Monica Lewinsky about who's had more presidents inside them.

173 coasters
 

Lewinsky joke was priceless.

173 coasters walk into a bar and say, "If any of you ladies get wet, you can sit right on top of us."


173 terrorists.
 

The correct answer is:

173 coaster walk into a bar and say "The drinks are on us!"

173 terrorists walk into a Matt Strulson's favorite bar, but there's no way they're going to find 72 virgins each in that place.

173 Xtreme Sport Competitors
 

173 Extreme Sport Competitors walk into a bar and start setting up mountain climbing equipment. They ask the nearest girl if she wants to join in on the climb, and she says, "No, you repel me."

173 hamsters
 

173 coasters walk into a bar. "Roller, I didn't even know her!"

25 terrorists walk into a bar, each having a name beginning with a different letter of the alphabet. There's Al (who's the leader), and Bob, and Conor, etc. But they're missing Jay, and they're looking for him, so they're looking in this bar. The 13th terrorist, Marty, who has a slight speech impediment, is asking around. "We're looking for Jay, uhhh." "Have you seen our friend, uhhh." Finally, the 13th terrorist spots Jay! He yells to their leader, "Al, Jay's here, uhh."

173 terrorists walk into a bar and order carbombs.

173 Xtreme sport cometitors walk into a bar. They hit on this girl, but she's losing interest. She finally walks away. They ask her what's wrong, and she says, "I'm snow board of you!"

173 hampsters walk into a bar. They've been kicked out of this bar many times, but they think they have the perfect disguise this time, because they're dressed in a giant Treebeard (from Lord of the Rings) costume. The bartender isn't fooled at all, and to the 173 hampsters say, "Hit the road, Ent (rodent)."

173 washing machines