The Virtual Apimpment

173 Chris Richmans walk into a bar. The bartender says "I'm not going to serve 173 Chris Richmans here!" The 173 Richmans, fully expecting a punchline about beards or being shorter than average, still ask "Why not?" The bartender says, "Because if I serve you incorrectly, you're surely going to satire me on http://oneeggshy.blogspot.com! And no one wants to end up there!"

Happy Birthday, Chris!

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