The Virtual Apimpment

173 atoms walk into a bar and get smashed.

173 atoms walk into a bar looking for 173 eves.

173 paramedics
 

173 atoms walk into a frat party. When they hear the cops coming, they split.

I was going to make the 173 Eves joke too! Word-for-word.

173 atoms walk into a DVD rental store. They are looking for a remake of an old classic. They walk up to the counter, and the atoms ask, "Do you have the New Tron?"

C'mon! Tron! What a movie!


173 paramedics walk into a bar. That 346 medics in all. (G'night everybody!!!!)


173 periods (take it as you will)
 

173 periods who were wrongfully accused of a crime they didn't commit work as bartenders in a prison bar. They're great and everyone loves them. Finally their time to serve ends, but the manager of the bar wants them to stay on as bartenders. The periods say no. When asked why, they respond, "Sorry, when we get to the end of a sentence, it's time for us to stop."

173 atoms walk into a bar and have a great time. In fact, it's da bomb.

173 horseshoes.