The Virtual Apimpment

173 go-karts drive into a bar, get up to speed, and then light the condom machine on fire.

173 cowboys
 

Burn rubber. Very nice.

173 cowboys walk into a bar and order a salad with ranch dressing.

173 cowboys try to get to a bar, but it's out on an island. The only two ways to get there are via row boats, and the only two left are the "O" boat and the "Z" boat. The cowboys decide to row d o.

173 serial killers.
 

173 serial killers walk into a bar and order bloody marys. The bartender adds a celery stick to each. They don't have any singles for tip money, so they stab the bartender 57 times in the chest.

173 serial killers walk into a bar and listen to the live music. They request "Brown-eyed girl." The guitarist plays it for them. The serial killers applaud, and then stab him 57 times in the chest.

173 serial killers wash their hands and the attendant hands them a fresh towel and a stick of gum. The serial killers are still out of money, so they go back to stabbing the bartender.

173 fbi agents
 

173 FBI agents who are hot on the trail of 173 serial killers walk into a bar looking to buy beer from the packaged goods section. When they enter, however, they see the bartender standing there, unstabbed. They are a bit disappointed, but try to get beer anyway. The bartender says they don't sell beer in bulk. The frustrated FBI agents yell, "First there's no case, then there's no cases!?"

173 greek gods
 

173 go carts walk into a bar. They have a few drinks and start talking about their golf game earlier. The bartender scoffs, and says, "There's no way you hit an 800 yard drive." The go cart with a speech impediment says, "It's twue. Weally. It was a for weal dwive."

Do go carts have four wheel drive? I'm starting to think no...

173 cowboys walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I can't serve 173 cowboys in here." The 173 cowboys are very sad...dle.

173 serial killers? Didn't we do this one?

173 serial killers walk into a bar. 1 walks out.

173 serial killers walk into a bar. They drink and have a great time, but when one rings the bell for more service, another just shoots the bartender! Serial killer number 72 says, "Man, what a buzz kill."

Argh. That's not funny!!!

173 greek gods walk into a bar. They've never tried the home brewed beer, so they're trying out the different types and love them. God number 24 is so happy with the home brewed beers that he yells out, "Ha-dees are good!"

173 office supplies
 

173 Greek Gods walk into a bar. Apollo keeps talking to women about how he was the one who killed Achillies at the battle of Troy. His sister, Artemis, shouts to him, "stop talking about the battle, you are being such a Homer."

Apollo walks into a bar with 173 broken laptops. The bartender askes him what is up with all the laptops. apollos says "These are all broken, and i don't know what to do with them, so I am going to Oracle"

173 Greek Gods walk into a singles bar, an hour later 173 women walk out with 80 white bulls, 20 swans, 7o rivers, and 3 Oak trees.

173 Greek gods walk into a bar. Hremes picks up a chic and goes to the bathroom with her. A minute lader she walks back out totally unsatisfied and Aries shouts "What did you expect, he is the fastest of all the gods!"

173 Charlie Browns walks into a bar that is Run by the Greek Gods. He asks jason The bartender for a beer. Jason says "Sure i'll get you a beer... NOT."
"AAAAAAAAARG-O"
From then on Jason was the leader of the Argo-nots.


sorry