Thursday, June 22, 2006
My first Japanese porn
Ok look, I'm sorry. If this blog was trying to be family friendly this might be a little extreem. Plus, I am dying of lonliness, and none of you email me or comment on my webpage so now you get the naughtiness here. If it helps i couldn't even watch 30 seconds of it. I rented a porn. C'mon I think i did pretty well for being alone in a country with no girlfriend and no internet. And every girl on the streets is a 6 or higher and everygirl on TV is a straight 10.
Well i can't read japanese so the dvd i picked out ended up raising some questions?
A couple of questions:
1) Who watches this stuff?
2) Who was that poor man getting his sack stomped on?
3) Is he ok now?
4) Does he need some ice?
5) How did he find out he likes getting his sack stomped on? Did he take a wrong turn in his house and walk into the back of the couch sendong a sharp tang of delight up his spine?
6)What was the (incredibly cute before the stomping, incredibly scary after the stomping) girl shouting at the poor man?
As i am the only witness i will take a guess: " I hate all men and i am taking out said hatred on you. With my heel!"
7) What did the person that checked out my selection think about me when i handed them that DVD?
I am sorry
Well i can't read japanese so the dvd i picked out ended up raising some questions?
A couple of questions:
1) Who watches this stuff?
2) Who was that poor man getting his sack stomped on?
3) Is he ok now?
4) Does he need some ice?
5) How did he find out he likes getting his sack stomped on? Did he take a wrong turn in his house and walk into the back of the couch sendong a sharp tang of delight up his spine?
6)What was the (incredibly cute before the stomping, incredibly scary after the stomping) girl shouting at the poor man?
As i am the only witness i will take a guess: " I hate all men and i am taking out said hatred on you. With my heel!"
7) What did the person that checked out my selection think about me when i handed them that DVD?
I am sorry
# posted by Craig @ 5:02 AM 
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Thank god it stomped at ball-stomping. I was sitting here expecting something with tentacles, anime and hello kitty.
stomped = stopped, except for the actual stomping, which means stomping. everybody with me? time for coffee.
Mark: look... i said i was sorry. It was horrible, if i kept it in side i would turn into a Golem like creature of ball-stomping proportions.
Chris: I don't know if there was blood and damn you for asking.
Jake: Like i said i only watched thirty seconds of it. Maybe Hello Kitty made an apearance.
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Chris: I don't know if there was blood and damn you for asking.
Jake: Like i said i only watched thirty seconds of it. Maybe Hello Kitty made an apearance.
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