The Virtual Apimpment

I have no creative titleI am inspired by Steph's post to also write. I usually only include myself by way of Lint Hands, but he is in bed right now, and I'm still jacked up on coffee. That means that I'm the unruly combination of jittery and bored... which means I feel like rambling. So my one true question is what is happening with the beach weekend? If we do end up going over the 6th I am fully expecting a flower and a night of passi..... I mean a nice dinner from each of you men. I've been preparing myself for this weekend and I am now in full training mode. I had a drink a few weeks ago to build up my tolerance, and I make Erik practice 173 and Hey Waiter with me regularly because I am convinced that I can train myself funny. (Let's face it, we all had a secret desire to wear the Mad Cow black and white). In addition I have been practicing my filing skills for sorting the reject pile and my shoveling skills for all of the B.S. I'm sure I'll hear. Please don't let this training go to waste... hearken to my pleading and schedule a trip! If we go I promise I'll teach you all about the training I'm going to tomorrow. "Intake and Assessment". Then you too can be educated on topics such as "asking the right questions", "gathering information", and the ever popular, "how not to be so naive about the fact that many people use drugs and lie to you about it on a regular basis". Good times! Steph, I began this post with you, and I will end it with you. I miss you!