The Virtual Apimpment

Hey waiter, there's an australian in my soup.

You call that a soup? This is a soup!

Hey waiter, there's an australian in my soup.

Somebody's got a case of the Dundees (god that was an awful office space reference.)

next: motorcycles
 

Hey waiter, there's a basketball in my soup.

I know you ordered it hot, but no spalding.

Hey waiter, there's a basketball in my soup.

And you dribbled some on yourt chin.

Hey waiter, there's a basketball in my soup.

I would dunk crackers, personally.

Hey waiter, there's a basketball in my soup.

I'm tired of your inflated opinion.

Hey waiter, there's a basketball in my soup.

It's tough to find good food when you're traveling.

Hey waiter, there's a basketball in my soup.

Your complaint is really out of bounds.

Hey waiter, there's a basketball in my soup.

Fancy yourself a whistleblower, eh?

Hey waiter, there's a basketball in my soup.

It's pronounced bisque-etball.

Hey waiter, there's a basketball in my soup.

And how will you pay? Charging?

Hey waiter, there's a basketball in my soup.

(customer throws his chair)

Next one: subway
 

Hey waiter, there's a subway in my soup.

You ordered two bowls...sandWHICH one is it in?

Hey waiter...

(In a motherly black lady voice)Aww, don't worry, son. Mama will make it all breader.

Hey waiter...

I'd like to help you, but I've token enough soup from you already!

Hey waiter...

Sir! This is a fancy restraunt! You must have better conduct'er.

Hey waiter...

I'd better make tracks.

Hey waiter...

Rustomers are ralways rhining and railing. Scoodby-dooby-doo!


Ok, that last one was awful, and certainly wouldn't be a voice I'd try to do.

Next one (should anyone get on this late): algebra homework
 

Dude those were awesome. But a bit late to the party. Hopefully others read them...I'll try vacuum while at work.
 

Hey waiter, there's a vacuum in my soup.

Umm, are you referring to a perfect vacuum or a man-created vacuum? Because a perfect vacuum is an ideal state that cannot be obtained in a laboratory, nor even in outer space. A perfect vacuum is an ideal state that cannot practically be obtained in a laboratory, nor even in outer space, where there are a few hydrogen atoms per cubic centimeter at 10−14 Pascal or 10−16 Torr.