Monday, March 13, 2006

 

173

A new Monday, a new game.

First one: Gameshow

173 gameshows walk into a bar, and they ask the bartender if there's seating in the basement. He says, "Sure, if the price is right, come on down!"

Comments:
A 173 gameshows walk into the bar and are very horny, so they go up to every girl they find attractive in the bar and make their move, but alas it is to no avail. They sit down at the bar and the bartender suggests trying things with a girl who is sitting in the corner of the bar, and the gameshows say we were really hoping not to get the consolation prize.

damn that was richmanesque......in honor of a great college basketball weekend the next word is Bobby Knight
 
Physical challenge, ha.

173 Bobby Knights walk into a bar and slay 173 Bobby Dragons.

173 Bobby Knights walk into a bar and meet two hot female college recruiters, Christina and Deanna. Hours later, he's Indiana.

173 belts walk into a bar and hold up the place.

next: hitler
 
A 173 belts walk into a new chique bar, when asked how they heard about it they replied "we're in the loop".

A 173 Hitlers walk into a bar and orders a screwdriver with no juice.

next word will be toilet paper rolls
 
"No jews" = "No Juice"

I loved it.

173 toilet paper rolls walk into a bar to take advantage of the special "two for two-ply Tuesday"

173 hitlers walk into a bar and... [censored by the US Government] ...bunker? I didn't even know her!

173 vaginas walk into a bar Chris has never visited.

next one: cavemen
 
a 173 toilet paper rolls walk into a bar and put they're head down on the table.....they were wiped out.

a 173 vaginas walk into a bar but cant get in...feeling fucked over they agree the bouncer was a dick.

a 173 cavemen walk into a bar but stay away from the frozen drinks.

a 173 barbers go to a bar and get hit on by a girl, however they refuse her proposition sighting her flat top.

a 173 Tiki Barbers walk into a bar get a drink but drop it on the floor.

next word shall be bars of soap
 
DAMMIT!

Not only am I late, but I just lost all my jokes!

Argh...

173 gameshows walk into a bar. The bartender (who's name is Easy B) says "Hey guys, want the jukebox on?" The 173 gameshows say, "Yes, but no Wham, Ease."

173 Hitlers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Can't believe you guys came here. The weather is supposed to be horrible. What's happening out there?" The 173 Hitlers say, "HEIL!"

(Accompanied with the "Hitler-Salute")

173 vaginas walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I can't remember the names of all 173 vaginas here! You'll have to wear nametags!" The vaginas say, "Ok, we'll wear the labials."

173 cavemen walk into a bar, and they see a new sign designed to keep kids out. It says, "You must be this Neander-tall to enter."

173 barbers walk into a bar. The bartender (who was expecting them) says, "Took you guys long enough to get here." The 173 barbers say, "Your directions were horrible! To find the place we had to comb the whole city!"

173 bars of soap walk into a bar. Their friend walks in and the bars of soap greet him by saying, "Hi, Gene!"
 
that pube one was ridiculous, and i'm laughing hard about labials.

173 cavemen get drunk inside a dead t-rex anus because bars haven't been invented yet.

173 barbers walk into a bar and can't pick up any women because they're short by a few inches.

173 bars of soap head into a bar but get bored. When will they leave? Sooner or lather.

173 paraplegics roll into a bar and get drunk. The bartender has to call cabs because none of them can walk out under their own power.

next: ipods
 
173 ipods walk into a bar plays some music. They get offers to play at other bars, which is good, because the more gigs, the better.

173 Ozzy Osbornes walk into a bar and shmmble shmdff shhemd meeemlbel SHARON
 
A 173 parapalegics walk into a bar, its a miracle!

A 173 ipods walk into a bar and start talking to a group of loose women, the women ask the ipods if they can handle the sexual encounter they are about to endure and the ipods reply "hey babe we go anywhere"

a 173 bars of soap walk into a bar only to get cut by a singing irish man.

a 173 Ozzy Osbournes walk into the bar and the bartender asks what they want, they reply (in harmony) I don't ask much I just want booze"

the next word is stapler
 
holy shit i forgot about that irish guy cutting soap. awesome. chris, does struls' joke qualify as johnny five factor?

173 staplers walk into a bar and stand in the corner, where they're most effective.
 
oops, next word: hamlet
 
I'm having trouble posting today. It keeps taking me to an error page...

173 staplers walk into a bar. The bartenders takes their orders, but the 172nd stapler says, "Oh, I'm the designated driver. I'll just take a glass of three hole punch."

173 Hamlets walk into a bar. 173 hot chicks walk up to them and ask to make out. The 173 Hamlets say, "Ooo, no. Nothing personal. We just have Mono(logue)."

173 southern rocket ships walk into a bar. "Sah? I say, Sah?" The bartender realizes that they are saying 'Sir,' but their drawl is dragging it out. "What do you want?" The 173 rocket ships say, "Sah, I do believe we'll all have a sasparilla." The bartender says, "Do you have proof of age?" The 173 rocket ships say, "NAh,SAh."

Next: kings
 
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