The Virtual Apimpment

I just wanted to ask how everyones Valentine's Day was, so um How was it? This was the first Valentine's Day I actually had a steady girlfriend for and despite the fact that shit costs money, I must admit it was a nice time. We started with appetizers and wine at my place, and then went out to dinner, followed by a romantic viewing of Drawn Together. When I asked my mom about her Valentine's Day she told me it was the best sex she had in awhile. Wait, that was gross, and not true, my bad, but anyways, apparently while she went to go get a card for my father yesterday she noticed a man frantically seeking a card, and upon closer inspection, realized this man was actually my dad, her husband, so they had a good laugh about that. (Thats right most fucking commas ever). Well I have to go because apparently my cousin is here interviewing so I am gonna go find him, as a side note he got accepted to Etown, so there could be even more Strulson related blood at that school, along with all my ilegitemate children. Well Peace out, Etown down!