Saturday, February 04, 2006
"This document contains no data" my ass!!!
Don't worry, this post includes no pictures of an actual ass. Although that might also give strulson some nightmares, depending on whose it was. This post is to say that I can only get to the front page of this blog!!! Enough to get teased with a one-liner title, click on the arrow to read the post, read the post, but I can't reach ANY of the comments!!! Anytime I click on View This or View Blog I get the message that, well, SUCKER, YOU CAN'T SEE THIS! Therefore, all of the pics--I can't see and all of the comments--I can't see!
Needless to say, I'm pissed!!! I hope I will be able to view them soon.
Am I the only one with such problems as this???
Since I can't comment on Chris' recent post, I will share that my first kiss, when it actually happened more than 21 years after my birth, was riddled with usual steph foot-in-mouth klutziness. Which you can imagine would be interesting (perhaps third-rate pornworthy) ... to try your first kiss with a foot in your mouth. My almost-first-kiss occured when we were sitting on our "first date" and I blurted out, "um, I really want to kiss you right now but I have really bad dry mouth." Yes, I actually said that. Luckily, I have a patient boyfriend who even at that time knew me well enough to expect nothing less to come from my mouth. I considered that a failed night, despite the fact we stopped by mcdonalds to get something to drink (so my mouth wouldn't be dry, I guess so I could actually kiss him) .. so I was done for for hte night and refused anymore "shenanigans." A few nights later when I actually did the deed, it consisted of much of me laughing and saying, "Oh I'm sorry" so typical me ... While I was significantly older than Chris when I had my first kiss, I can assure you, I felt much much younger than the 8th grade.
Of course now I am a pro and can kiss anyone, anywhere, in my sleep! But you all already knew that.
Needless to say, I'm pissed!!! I hope I will be able to view them soon.
Am I the only one with such problems as this???
Since I can't comment on Chris' recent post, I will share that my first kiss, when it actually happened more than 21 years after my birth, was riddled with usual steph foot-in-mouth klutziness. Which you can imagine would be interesting (perhaps third-rate pornworthy) ... to try your first kiss with a foot in your mouth. My almost-first-kiss occured when we were sitting on our "first date" and I blurted out, "um, I really want to kiss you right now but I have really bad dry mouth." Yes, I actually said that. Luckily, I have a patient boyfriend who even at that time knew me well enough to expect nothing less to come from my mouth. I considered that a failed night, despite the fact we stopped by mcdonalds to get something to drink (so my mouth wouldn't be dry, I guess so I could actually kiss him) .. so I was done for for hte night and refused anymore "shenanigans." A few nights later when I actually did the deed, it consisted of much of me laughing and saying, "Oh I'm sorry" so typical me ... While I was significantly older than Chris when I had my first kiss, I can assure you, I felt much much younger than the 8th grade.
Of course now I am a pro and can kiss anyone, anywhere, in my sleep! But you all already knew that.
# posted by Steph @ 6:21 PM 
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Oh I can read it. Thank the Lord for technology comebacks. Which is, coincidentally, the name of my third-rate porn.
Look for the Extended Version DVD in an adult bookstore near you. I know you check the shelves daily for the new stuff.
Oh and I will see you all on the 18th. I won't be getting there till Sat afternoon /evening probably, so I hope you all are still in town!
Oh and also, you all suck for not suggesting a superhero for me. I hope that said non-suggested superhero comes to you in your sleep and does nasty things to you.
And not in a fun porn way either!!!
Mua-hahahha (translation: evil laugh)
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Look for the Extended Version DVD in an adult bookstore near you. I know you check the shelves daily for the new stuff.
Oh and I will see you all on the 18th. I won't be getting there till Sat afternoon /evening probably, so I hope you all are still in town!
Oh and also, you all suck for not suggesting a superhero for me. I hope that said non-suggested superhero comes to you in your sleep and does nasty things to you.
And not in a fun porn way either!!!
Mua-hahahha (translation: evil laugh)
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