The Virtual Apimpment

Go for it.
 

173 palm pilots walk into a gay bar. The bartender asks them "Why are you here?" The palm pilots reply, "We've been having trouble keeping our dates straight."

Next word:

haystack (difficulty lvl: 6/10)
 

A 173 pelicans walk into a bar, and nobody cares because Pelicans are worthless
 

The next word should be Kobe Bryant
 

Haha, needles in a haystack. I should have seen it coming, but didn't, which makes it all the funnier.

173 Pelicans come from the sky into a bar. The bartender says "I'm not going to serve 173 pelicans that flew down from the sky." And the 173 Pelicans say, "Whatever. This place is a dive."


Hope that was funny. After Chris' megajokes I wanted to keep it brief.


Next word: snowglobe
 

Damn I have some catching up to do.

173 haystacks walk into a bar and are arrested for public drunkeness. Luckily, they make bail.

173 Kobe Bryant's walk into a bar and score 80 times.

173 snowglobes walk into a singles bar, looking to get plowed.

Hard to beat Struls on the pelican.

Next word:

Iron Chef
 

173 roses walk into a bar, which, by any other name, would still smell like the guy who puked peppermint schnopps on the karoake stage.
 

Puns are where it's at, my man. Next word:

Abe Lincoln
 

A 173 Abe Lincolns (Lincolnie)walk in to the bar and the bartender aks what they want, and the Lincolnie are like well whats good to eat round here, and the bartender says well the onion rings come with a free black & tan.........okay that was a stretch
 

btw, just wanted to let you guys know I got accepted to a school finally.....Good ol Washington University in St. Louis.
 

Free black and tan is funny because it took me a second to get, but was worth it. Same with calling 5s...ah, I'm slow today.

Congrats on the acceptance, Strulsy! You know what this means, guys...a prank-filled, beer-fueled ROADTRIP!

We'll show that stupid old dean...he thinks he's so great.

Oh, right, rice. 173 pieces of rice walk into a bar in their bare feet. Evidently, when they drink, first they loose their saki, then they lose their shushi.
 

Next word: George Costanza
 

173 batteries walk into a lesbian bar. They are never heard from again.

/obvious
/holding off on a new word until others chime in
 

I didn't realize this would go on so long! I posted earlier in between classes, and now I'm posting before an audition.

I'm way too busy.

173 roses walk into a bar. They get really smashed, and the bartender says "I can't let you drive home." And the 173 roses say "We came on a bike. We'll petal."

173 roses walk into a bar. The bartender says "Come on in! It's free beer night!" The 173 roses say "You're pollen our leg!"

173 Abe Lincolns walk into a bar. They walk up to 173 Indian chiefs with bad speech patterns and ask what the doctor in the corner does for a living. The 173 Indian chiefs says "'e man. See patien's."

(Oh god, that was horrible)

173 George Costanzas walk into a German bar and order 173 Beer Steinbreners.

173 batteries walk into a bar and one says "Energizer? I didn't even know her!"

173 Batteries and 173 pretzels walk into a bar. When it comes time to pay the bill, 172 batteries flee, and all the pretzels run dropping a salt speck, leaving behind a salt and battery.

Congrats Struls! Clearly your grades are better than my puns!
 

Wow, that indian chief one is incredible. This is the best comments section ever.
 

only read the first half, Jake marvelous palm pilot and haystack were great, (although you needed to spell it bale)

Chris haystack one I saw a mile away and I would have docked it points but you fooled mark so that's good, I also liked the kobe one for it's obvious off color taste