The Virtual Apimpment

...explain to me what is going on in Infinite Crisis. We need to nerd this place up a little before it attracts attention. How can we pose as internet dweebs without discussing:

a. movies
b. comic books
c. video games
d. cheerleaders making out in bathrooms

Oh, and everyone else -- I need help with my Philly sports news. Last I heard, T.O. was charged with murdering a Phillies pitcher after Ed Wade's replacement threatened a SEPTA strike. But I might have gotten that mixed up down here in Virginnie.