Friday, October 28, 2005
Unexpected Guests
So Grossy and Laurie showed unexpectantly at my apartment the other night, and they were all like "Ohhh, Jake, you're so sexy."
And of course I was like "I know," but then I was like "Wait, what do you want?"
And they were all, "We just want to be in the apimpment..."
And I was all like, "Ladies, ladies, please, all women want in the apimpment. What makes you think you're qualified?"
And then they both stood up, walked over to all sultry-like, and then tripped over eachother. The rest is history.
Moral of the story: There will be no more invites unless I am specifically instructed to issue said invite. I pretty much ran out of friends after inviting Chris, anyway.
And of course I was like "I know," but then I was like "Wait, what do you want?"
And they were all, "We just want to be in the apimpment..."
And I was all like, "Ladies, ladies, please, all women want in the apimpment. What makes you think you're qualified?"
And then they both stood up, walked over to all sultry-like, and then tripped over eachother. The rest is history.
Moral of the story: There will be no more invites unless I am specifically instructed to issue said invite. I pretty much ran out of friends after inviting Chris, anyway.
# posted by Jake and Elspeth @ 9:13 AM 
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Laura's been invited, but she's too cool for us.
If we don't have word verification on, we get spam messages from porn sites. And Mark gets enough of those as it is.
[talking vag, away!]
If we don't have word verification on, we get spam messages from porn sites. And Mark gets enough of those as it is.
[talking vag, away!]
HELP I CAN"T FIGURE OUT HOW TO POST!!!! THIS IS RIDICULOUS AS BOTH STRULSON AND GROSSNICKLE KNOW HOW TO DO IT. VERY VERY ASHAMED
Erik, I thought you already posted once? Did you forget how to do it? Go to the apt255 website, click on blogger in the top left, then login and "create new post."
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